Finally spring arrived and that means summer is on the way. Welcome to a new season. I am re-posting the house rules and hope no one objects to them. We are looking forward to seeing friends & family down the shore this season.
Welcome to “Almost Paradise”
H: Happy? Love dogs? If not, please stop, don’t put your suitcase down, turn around, and go home! Yes, I know Sierra is no longer here but there will be a dog soon!
O: Our house is yours to enjoy. Leave your shoes in the garage, drop your suitcase in the guest room (by the way, it is your room until you are ready to leave) and make yourself comfortable.
Please remember there are NO housekeepers, cooks, or waitresses employed at “Almost Paradise.” So please get acquainted with the kitchen and make yourself at home. Ignore all cobwebs and dust unless you have the urge to clean; only the basic domestic work will be done between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
U: Utilize your eyes, ears, and nose to experience nature’s gifts. Binoculars are available for bird watching, butterfly spotting, and the like. Please don’t spy on our neighbors, we plan on coming back.
S Simplicity is a way of life at “Almost Paradise.” We don’t care if you wear the same clothes twice, or if you or your clothes are wrinkled. We don’t care if your hair is frizzy or uncombed, or if your nails are manicured. We DO care about your willingness to lay back and chill; sit on the beach and soak up the sun; eat, sleep, and relax.
Remember: Stress is not welcome here; please lock it in your car.
E Enjoy yourself, experience contentment, and indulge your spirit.
R: Respectfulness, relaxation, and rubbing the pup’s belly are the only enforceable activities at the Citarellas’ shore house.
U: Unwind, drink some wine, chill, and shake away your troubles. Unleash yourself and don’t forget to laugh a lot.
L: Let go of your worries. You can always collect them on the way home.
E: Every day is a new present from God. Appreciate it, live in the moment, and let nothing but positive thoughts enter your mind.
S: Smile and stay as long as you like (or until we politely ask you to leave).
WARNING: Management has the right to alter these rules without notification to guests. Hopefully, your stay will not create any changes and you will not be notified!
Life at the shore is meant to be stress free
H: Happy? Love dogs? If not, please stop, don’t put your suitcase down, turn around, and go home! Yes, I know Sierra is no longer here but there will be a dog soon!
O: Our house is yours to enjoy. Leave your shoes in the garage, drop your suitcase in the guest room (by the way, it is your room until you are ready to leave) and make yourself comfortable.
Please remember there are NO housekeepers, cooks, or waitresses employed at “Almost Paradise.” So please get acquainted with the kitchen and make yourself at home. Ignore all cobwebs and dust unless you have the urge to clean; only the basic domestic work will be done between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
U: Utilize your eyes, ears, and nose to experience nature’s gifts. Binoculars are available for bird watching, butterfly spotting, and the like. Please don’t spy on our neighbors, we plan on coming back.
S Simplicity is a way of life at “Almost Paradise.” We don’t care if you wear the same clothes twice, or if you or your clothes are wrinkled. We don’t care if your hair is frizzy or uncombed, or if your nails are manicured. We DO care about your willingness to lay back and chill; sit on the beach and soak up the sun; eat, sleep, and relax.
Remember: Stress is not welcome here; please lock it in your car.
E Enjoy yourself, experience contentment, and indulge your spirit.
R: Respectfulness, relaxation, and rubbing the pup’s belly are the only enforceable activities at the Citarellas’ shore house.
U: Unwind, drink some wine, chill, and shake away your troubles. Unleash yourself and don’t forget to laugh a lot.
L: Let go of your worries. You can always collect them on the way home.
E: Every day is a new present from God. Appreciate it, live in the moment, and let nothing but positive thoughts enter your mind.
S: Smile and stay as long as you like (or until we politely ask you to leave).
WARNING: Management has the right to alter these rules without notification to guests. Hopefully, your stay will not create any changes and you will not be notified!
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